"A giant piece of lumber found in an alley."
Description: Five people had a hard time lifting this huge piece of lumber. It would take unimaginable strength to wield it as a weapon.
Found in: default weapon
"Found in the men's locker room at the wrestling ring."
Description: A locker unlucky enough to have been placed in the men's rather than the women's locker room at the wrestling ring.
Found in: Port of Southampton
"A red mailbox stuffed full of letters."
Description: A mailbox filled with letters between men on the battlefield and the loved ones left behind. A hit with this much emotion hurts worse than any sword.
Found in: Wales
"An old, discarded clay sewer pipe."
Description: An old, discarded sewer pipe. Once used for sewage, then a shelter for cats from the rain and the elements. Now begins its new life as a bludgeon.
Found in: St. Margarite's Island
"A tuna that decided to freeze itself solid."
Description: A tuna that suffered from an incurable disease and swam into a suspended-animation device to await the day it could be cured...
Found in: Petrograd
"A red-colored structural beam from a house."
Description: A structural beam from a destroyed Japanese house. The various nicks and dents in the red paint are reminders of gentler days.
Found in: Yokohama Warehouses
"A weapon in the hands of a pro wrestler."
Description: The 19th-century wrestling sensation, Bill Yamagata, took out eight sumo wrestlers with this desk. Sturdy and flat--just like a bludgeon should be.
Found in: Nihonbashi
"A giant clay idol excavated from an ancient tomb."
Description: Made by the followers of an ancient leader. Its sincerity and majesty remain evident to this very day.
Found in: Inugami Village
"A modern building passed down in the vampire family."
Description: A building passed down in the vampire family, just as the Demon Sword Tyrfing was. The little people inside work day and night and cause a huge ruckus.
Found in: given to Joachim by Peach Bat when revisiting Le Harve
"A legendary submarine that has crossed the stars."
Description: A timeless vessel that continues its journey through the sea of the stars. A gentleman's agreement prevents its powerful weapons from being used.
Found in: after beating Neam Ruins, return to the last person of the Fort of Regrets. Nautilus will then appear on the beach of Cannes.